Travis's lame ol' blog

yay, Travis finally changed his blog!

- Thursday, October 25, 2007

I'll bet there were four of them...

...and they were probably smoking: Wild monkeys assaulted the deputy mayor of New Delhi.

(note: I've had a long running theory that if four monkeys were to smoke cigarettes they could overtake the planet)

- Friday, August 04, 2006

Monkey Mentors

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- Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Can 10,000 Monkeys Write an Encyclopedia?

Why yes, I do believe they can. (wikimedia fundraising)

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- Thursday, June 02, 2005

jittery chimp

This week, U.S. border agents discovered more than 900,000 dollars worth of cocaine hidden inside a shipment of bananas. Police are currently questioning a jittery chimp driving a Ferrari. Conan O'Brien
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- Thursday, May 05, 2005

RFC2795: The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite (IMPS)

I don't think I need to go into too much detail on this one.

- Friday, April 22, 2005

Spamusement - Monkeys turned into workaholics

I don't know if I've ever had a spam with the headline of "Monkeys turned into workaholics" but I still think this is funny. (probably because of its foreshadowment (is that even a word? I haven't finished my coffee yet) of the eventual monkey takeover of our society)

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- Tuesday, April 12, 2005

It starts with a fruit fly

First come the laser-guided, remote control fruit flies. Next? An army of smoking killer robot monkeys, laser-guided and remote controlled. It's inevitable, don't even try to stop it.

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- Tuesday, December 07, 2004

The Rise of the Monkey-Clone Army

Just wait till your job get's outsourced to a monkey factory.

(I think I need a post category for monkeys and their imminent takeover of our society)

- Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Hedonism-Bots -or- How Robotic Monkeys Will Take Over the Planet

I just caught this article on Wired about how a monkey with a robotic arm was able to use the arm to feed itself. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hedonism-Bot from Futurama:
Hedonism Bot

The second thing that popped into my head was how this race of killer robot monkeys will one day take over the planet. Of course we all know that would take an awful lot of cigarettes and coffee. And I'd like to see those damn robo-monkeys forking over $6 for a pack of Marbs - it'll never happen I tells ya!

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- Friday, June 11, 2004

Suck it Lassie

Rico could kick your hairy ass. According to the article Rico is about as smart as a 3 year old toddler, only he sounds like he's much better behaved to me. Apparently not even chimps have demonstrated "fast-mapping" abilities as well as this border-collie has. (maybe four monkeys smoking cigarettes aren't the solution to all the world's problems after all)

- Tuesday, March 16, 2004

When Drunken Monkey's Attack!

These chimps steal beer, get drunk, then kill people.

- Thursday, December 12, 2002


the goatse monkey? aloha.jpg
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