Travis's lame ol' blog

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- Monday, August 13, 2007

Smells Like Bigfoot's Remote Control

Giant Universal Remote

How funny would it be to use this on a 13" TV? (from Gizmodo)

KS | wtf

- Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Farting Scene

Is "farting scene" that big of a plot device that Amazon had to make a category for it? Amazon customers seem to think so.

KS | wtf

- Friday, March 31, 2006

So I says to the cat trapped inside a wall during a house's construction...

...Wally?

KS | wtf

- Sunday, March 05, 2006

Another 5-star gem

We're making sausages! It has a catchy loop and the animation is kinda mesmerizing at full screen. It's been playing for about 20 minutes nonstop, originally to annoy my finacé on the other side of the room ;-) but I'm still not sick of it. I'm debating whether I should start putting these into my del.icio.us with a ytmnd tag or something.

KS | wtf

- Friday, January 20, 2006

Klaus's Forklift Adventures in Germany

Klaus isn't having much luck with his forklift. One of many great gems from google video.

KS | wtf

- Sunday, January 15, 2006

Fruitcake Lady

This crazy fruitcake lady is pretty funny. Firefox+Mega Codec Pack let me down. I had to open the site in IE to watch the videos. They were well worth it, but it's too bad that a giant company like NBC would have such a horribly-programmed site.

KS | wtf

- Tuesday, November 15, 2005

YTMND: WIL

Remember You're the man now dog? Remember the SNL skit A Night at the Roxbury? and the site that let you make your own YTMND? They are kinda funny combined. Then there's: What is NES Love. Then: What is Tiger. Not geeky enough? How about: What is TNG, A Night at the Roddenberry? Still not enough? The grand finale: Picard IS the Empire, A Night at the Hothberry.

EDIT: I've been going through all the other YTMND's, this one brought tears to my eyes: 3 second pop tarts.

KS | wtf

- Tuesday, October 18, 2005

:-)

I was Was Invented">reading this transcript on research.microsoft.com about the origin of the e-smiley: :-) (_on_the_Internet">from Digg). The last two messages seriously made me laugh out loud...

03-Oct-82 21:47    Wilson Harvey at CMU-IUS     For anyone interested ...
I have a picture of ET holding a chainsaw in .press file format.  The file
exists in /usr/wah/public/etchainsaw.press on the IUS.
=
03-Oct-82 23:43    Guy Jacobson at CMU-780G     Holding a chainsaw??    :-)
Does anyone have a picture of R2D2 holding a seed auger in TeX format?
Or how about a rendering of Yoda with a lathe for use with nroff?
Any pointers to digitized images of short, cute aliens holding power
tools would be greatly appreciated.
=

Well I thought it was funny.

KS | tech | wtf

- Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Plat du Refuse? WTF?!

At $15.75 it looks (and sounds) like it's the most expensive fake plate in existence.

Plat du Refuse from Horizons at the Lodge at Woodcliff

beer | local | wtf

- Tuesday, April 12, 2005

It starts with a fruit fly

First come the laser-guided, remote control fruit flies. Next? An army of smoking killer robot monkeys, laser-guided and remote controlled. It's inevitable, don't even try to stop it.

KS | tech | wtf | monkeys

- Wednesday, December 22, 2004

To: Gmail Spam filter, Merry Christmas! From: Worm.Zafi.D Part 2

I didn't even bother adding these up, maybe I will later. Either way, I think the point is that I'm supposed to have a merry Christmas.

another thumb of my gmail spam folder

(Zafi.D Part 1)

tech | wtf

- Wednesday, December 15, 2004

To: Gmail Spam filter, Merry Christmas! From: Worm.Zafi.D

Thanks to whoever the a-hole is that got the Merry Christmas worm that spoofed my gmail address as the sender. I really enjoyed 12:35pm to 2:43pm when I received 560 bounce messages. Look at the screenshot below, and check out the times at the right and the number of threaded messages in parentheses:

thumb of my gmail spam folder

more on Zafi

local | tech | wtf

- Thursday, December 09, 2004

I think this is the mother of all 419ers

I am always pleasantly surprised at the diversity of the 419 emails I get. I think this 117KB monstrosity takes the cake. I like how there's an attachment with a list of all the emails it was sent to, but even better is that the message is repeated 32 times in the email. Thank you MR. ERIC LUCKY!

KS | wtf

- Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Gouranga?

I just received the following email in my gmail inbox:

From: "Neateye" <nitaigouranga@aol.com>
Subject: Gouranga
Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 23:10:25 -0000
Call out Gouranga be happy!!!
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga ....
That which brings the highest happiness!!

A quick google search isn't much help.

wtf

- Monday, November 29, 2004

general.config.obscure_value=13

I was just going through my about:config and I came across a key named general.config.obscure_value with and integer value of 13. WTF could Firefox possibly use that for???

This file is the only result google gives me: nsReadConfig.cpp, and if we skip down to around line #200, this is the block of code:

  // Once the config file is read, we should check that the vendor name
  // is consistent By checking for the vendor name after reading the config
  // file we allow for the preference to be set (and locked) by the creator
  // of the cfg file meaning the file can not be renamed (successfully).
  
  PRInt32 obscureValue = 0;
  (void) prefBranch->GetIntPref("general.config.obscure_value", &obscureValue);
  PR_LOG(MCD, PR_LOG_DEBUG, ("evaluating .cfg file %s with obscureValue %d\n", lockFileName.get(), obscureValue));
  rv = openAndEvaluateJSFile(lockFileName.get(), PR_TRUE, obscureValue, PR_TRUE);
  if (NS_FAILED(rv))
  {
    PR_LOG(MCD, PR_LOG_DEBUG, ("error evaluating .cfg file %s %x\n", lockFileName.get(), rv));
    return rv;
  }
  
  rv = prefBranch->GetCharPref("general.config.filename",
    getter_Copies(lockFileName));
  if (NS_FAILED(rv))
    // There is NO REASON we should ever get here. This is POST reading
    // of the config file.
    return NS_ERROR_FAILURE;

Now I haven't programmed any C++ since my freshman year at RIT, but I can't believe there isn't an easier way to do this.

-moz- | tech | wtf

- Tuesday, November 16, 2004

No 'e's

Ern sent me a link to this site with an entire story written without using the letter 'e'. It is utterly amazing, the author is truly a master of the english language.

wtf

- Friday, October 29, 2004

Outside the Goldilocks Club

Go grizzly, or go home. Party Bear... ?

- Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Hedonism-Bots -or- How Robotic Monkeys Will Take Over the Planet

I just caught this article on Wired about how a monkey with a robotic arm was able to use the arm to feed itself. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hedonism-Bot from Futurama:
Hedonism Bot

The second thing that popped into my head was how this race of killer robot monkeys will one day take over the planet. Of course we all know that would take an awful lot of cigarettes and coffee. And I'd like to see those damn robo-monkeys forking over $6 for a pack of Marbs - it'll never happen I tells ya!

Adult Swim | tech | wtf | monkeys

- Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Speedy Gonzales

Ananova Quirkies reports that a Romanian couple whose baby was born in their car as they sped to the emergency room are going to name him Speedy Gonzales. I guess the car had broken down on the way, and after fixing it the baby was born at 90kmh. The baby's first words? "¡Andale! ¡Andale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡Yii-hah!"

KS | wtf

- Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Monster Sunfish

Dave just IM'd me this thing about a monster ocean sunfish. Looks bizarro.

[Update]: I searched Google news for more articles and I found this article from Scotland. They thought the 3 foot, 50 pound sunfish they caught was a freak - HA! That's nothing compared to the pseudo-aussie's 3m, 1 tonne sunfish. (is that the same as a ton?)

wtf

Bear Powers

Bear Hello. I got the link from the dude who did the Banana Phone one, which isn't too bad either. And I got the Banana Phone one from Davey's AIM profile. And he got it from Rocko (one of my XC bros). Isn't the internet great? I like the micromusic at the end of Bear Hello.

KS | wtf

- Tuesday, October 19, 2004

700# Bear vs. Man w/shotgun - Result: draw

Only on Ananova Quirkies would you find a story like this. To break out of a 700-pound bear hug, with the butt of your shotgun and only a warning shot - then falling and shooting yourself in the head?!?! At least he lived to tell about it. Of course, thanks to the lapse of the assault weapons ban here in the US he would've been able to squeeze of at least 6 warning shots, and he would've probably shot himself in the head 3 times.

KS | wtf

- Monday, October 18, 2004

Return of the Killer Snakeheads

After reading this, I'll be expecting a sequel of the Sci-Fi Channel movie.

wtf

- Wednesday, August 25, 2004

F NY

Fuck New York, a brief, wtf/political/humorous film from Davey's AIM profile. (warning: link contains adult language)

KS | politix | wtf

- Thursday, July 22, 2004

Fake Foreskin

wtf

- Thursday, April 15, 2004

wtf?

Bonjour underpants (from Davey). Warning: Flash movie contains French people and a cartoon wang.
KS | wtf

- Monday, March 15, 2004

wtf

wtf??? (potentially nsfw) [bizarro Davey]
wtf

- Friday, August 22, 2003

wtf?

Amazon has an Anna Kournikova Boutique
tech | wtf

- Wednesday, July 09, 2003

wtf

48 cylinder moto. It's real, here's a video of it running.

- Thursday, May 29, 2003

wtf

- Thursday, December 12, 2002

wtf

the goatse monkey? aloha.jpg
wtf | monkeys

- Tuesday, November 12, 2002

wtf

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- Monday, October 07, 2002

wtf

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- Tuesday, August 06, 2002

wtf

ILL Mitch from Russia
wtf

- Tuesday, July 09, 2002

wtf

gamez | tech | wtf

- Tuesday, July 02, 2002

wtf

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- Thursday, June 27, 2002

wtf

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- Friday, May 10, 2002

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