Adult Swimhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/category/1.aspxsee adultswim.comtravisen-US.Text Version 0.95.2004.102travisKillface 2008http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspxTue, 28 Aug 2007 00:42:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/13871.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/13871.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/13871.aspx<blockquote> <img src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/downloads/tools/shows/frisky/wp/8_800.jpg" width="400" height="300" style="float:right;" alt="killface direct mail campaign" /> <dl> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>He's a one-hit-wonder, global warming</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>-cured it!</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>His foreign policy is unrealistic</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>His domestic policy is nonexistent</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>healthcare</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>welfare reform</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>man do you even know what these terms mean?</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>I... know that I cured global warming, so...</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>he's a one-trick-pony</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>well, it's a big pony</dd> </dl> <p>- <cite><a href="http://www.adultswim.com/shows/frisky/">Frisky Dingo</a></cite></p> </blockquote><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/13871.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />
killface direct mail campaign
Taqu'il
He's a one-hit-wonder, global warming
Killface
-cured it!
Taqu'il
His foreign policy is unrealistic
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
His domestic policy is nonexistent
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
healthcare
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
welfare reform
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
man do you even know what these terms mean?
Killface
I... know that I cured global warming, so...
Taqu'il
he's a one-trick-pony
Killface
well, it's a big pony

- Frisky Dingo

travisAll our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse 'juiced-in' goodness.http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/03/03/horse_fed_horse_USDA_congressional_ban_horse_slaughter_horse_pepsi_horse_coke.aspxFri, 03 Mar 2006 17:37:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/03/03/horse_fed_horse_USDA_congressional_ban_horse_slaughter_horse_pepsi_horse_coke.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/2370.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/03/03/horse_fed_horse_USDA_congressional_ban_horse_slaughter_horse_pepsi_horse_coke.aspx#Feedback13http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/2370.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/2370.aspx<p> Not really, but from the sounds of <a href="http://www.organicconsumers.org/foodsafety/horse021006.cfm" title="USDA Circumvents Congressional Ban on Horse Slaughter for Food">this article</a>, <a href="http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/3ACV04/#4">Futurama</a> wasn't that far off. I love the Pepsi/Coke bit from that episode: </p> <blockquote>Man: And you, Sir? How can I horse you?</blockquote> <blockquote>Hermes: I'll have a horse Coke.</blockquote> <blockquote>Man: Horse Pepsi okay?</blockquote> <blockquote>Hermes: Nay.</blockquote><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/2370.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Not really, but from the sounds of this article, Futurama wasn't that far off. I love the Pepsi/Coke bit from that episode:

Man: And you, Sir? How can I horse you?
Hermes: I'll have a horse Coke.
Man: Horse Pepsi okay?
Hermes: Nay.
travisaim:familyguyquotehttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2005/01/27/aim_familyguyquote.aspxThu, 27 Jan 2005 09:33:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2005/01/27/aim_familyguyquote.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/1277.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2005/01/27/aim_familyguyquote.aspx#Feedback317http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/1277.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/1277.aspx<p>Dennis Miller - I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate... [Peter is watching this on TV] <br /> Peter Griffin - What the hell does rant mean?</p> <p><a href="aim:goim?screenname=familyguyquote">aim:familyguyquote</a></p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/1277.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Dennis Miller - I don't want to go on a rant, here, but America's foreign policy makes about as much sense as Beowulf having sex with Robert Fulton at the first battle of Antietam. I mean when a neo-conservative defenestrates it's like Raskolnikov filibuster deoxymonohydroxinate... [Peter is watching this on TV]
Peter Griffin - What the hell does rant mean?

aim:familyguyquote

travisOutside the Goldilocks Clubhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/29/grizzly_outside_the_goldilocks_club.aspxFri, 29 Oct 2004 17:39:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/29/grizzly_outside_the_goldilocks_club.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/1033.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/29/grizzly_outside_the_goldilocks_club.aspx#Feedback36http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/1033.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/1033.aspx<p> Go grizzly, or go home. <a href="http://dickcream.com/history/0702/" title="Grizzlebees">Party Bear</a>... <a href="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/04/23/uh_oh_peevo_uh_oh_deemo_uh_oh.aspx" title="uh oh">?</a> </p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/1033.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Go grizzly, or go home. Party Bear... ?

travisHedonism-Bots -or- How Robotic Monkeys Will Take Over the Planethttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/27/hedonism_bots__or__how_robot_monkeys_will_take_over_the_planet.aspxWed, 27 Oct 2004 12:32:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/27/hedonism_bots__or__how_robot_monkeys_will_take_over_the_planet.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/1027.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/10/27/hedonism_bots__or__how_robot_monkeys_will_take_over_the_planet.aspx#Feedback3http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/1027.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/1027.aspx<p> I just caught <a href="http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,65468,00.html" title="Advent of the Robotic Monkeys">this article on Wired</a> about how a monkey with a robotic arm was able to use the arm to feed itself. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hedonism-Bot from Futurama:<br /> <a href="http://www.mylabisonfire.com/archives/whats_the_message.html" title="a completely unrelated article on hedonism"><img src="http://www.mylabisonfire.com/archives/images/Hedonismbot2.jpg" alt="Hedonism Bot" /></a> </p> <p> The second thing that popped into my head was how this race of killer robot monkeys will one day take over the planet. Of course we all know that would take an awful lot of cigarettes and coffee. And I'd like to see those damn robo-monkeys forking over $6 for a pack of Marbs - it'll never happen I tells ya! </p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/1027.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

I just caught this article on Wired about how a monkey with a robotic arm was able to use the arm to feed itself. The first thing that popped into my mind was Hedonism-Bot from Futurama:
Hedonism Bot

The second thing that popped into my head was how this race of killer robot monkeys will one day take over the planet. Of course we all know that would take an awful lot of cigarettes and coffee. And I'd like to see those damn robo-monkeys forking over $6 for a pack of Marbs - it'll never happen I tells ya!

travisBIZARRO!!!http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/09/bizarro_i_love_you.aspxMon, 09 Aug 2004 11:21:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/09/bizarro_i_love_you.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/869.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/09/bizarro_i_love_you.aspx#Feedback113http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/869.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/869.aspx<a href="http://www.turtleface.org/" title="I'm helping youUUUUuuu!">Bizarro! I love you!</a> (from davey)<img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/869.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />travisThey just keep getting betterhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/04/854.aspxWed, 04 Aug 2004 09:41:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/04/854.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/854.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/04/854.aspx#Feedback3http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/854.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/854.aspx<a href="http://www.animationinsider.net/modules.php?module=article&amp;id=190">Cartoon Network Ranks Highest Week Ever</a> - "... Cartoon Network's late night block, "<a title="Adult Swim" href="http://www.adultswim.com" >Adult Swim</a>" controls the ratings for ages 18-34 and 18-24. Family Guy has a lot to celebrate about, as well. A week of Family Guy (11 p.m.) featuring creator Seth McFarlane’s opening and closing comments ratings increased among adults 18-34 and adults 18-24, ranking #1 in its time period on basic cable. Its’ ratings went up a whopping 166%. The pilot of new original series Stroker and Hoop (Sunday, 11:30 p.m.) ranked #1 in its time period on basic cable for delivery of adults 18-24. ..."<img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/854.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />travisAdult Swim will take over your TVhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/03/adult_swim_will_take_over_your_tv.aspxTue, 03 Aug 2004 10:34:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/03/adult_swim_will_take_over_your_tv.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/850.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/08/03/adult_swim_will_take_over_your_tv.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/850.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/850.aspxActually this author says it just might <a href="http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/2004/08/01/entertainment/columnists/night_rider/tenpas.txt">take over the world</a>.<img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/850.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />traviscartoons vs. newshttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/07/30/cartoons_vs_news.aspxFri, 30 Jul 2004 10:44:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/07/30/cartoons_vs_news.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/844.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/07/30/cartoons_vs_news.aspx#Feedback2http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/844.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/844.aspxCartoons win: <a href="http://www.activeanime.com/html/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=News&amp;file=article&amp;sid=353&amp;mode=thread&amp;order=0&amp;thold=0">Cartoon Network is more profitable than CNN</a>.<img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/844.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />travisSTEThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/04/28/STET.aspxWed, 28 Apr 2004 19:05:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/04/28/STET.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/640.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2004/04/28/STET.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/640.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/640.aspxI learned a new word today: <em>STET</em>. Its direct meaning from Latin is "let it stand" - in proofreading terms it means "ignore my changes" - or in the words of <a href="http://pod-six.net/stimutacs.shtml">Sealab 2021's Captain Murphy</a>: "Shut up mailboxhead. It's cupcake time."<img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/640.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />