KShttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/category/13.aspxKS, LOL, LMAO, ROTF, hehe, haha, hee heetravisen-US.Text Version 0.95.2004.102travisSo That's What Happened To Doogie Howser, M.D.http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2008/07/16/so_thats_what_happened_to_doogie_howser_md_dr_horrible.aspxWed, 16 Jul 2008 10:28:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2008/07/16/so_thats_what_happened_to_doogie_howser_md_dr_horrible.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/15309.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2008/07/16/so_thats_what_happened_to_doogie_howser_md_dr_horrible.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/15309.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/15309.aspx<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4876179bb94ab3d9/487dfa98c0b554f7/4876179bb94ab3d9/b0031db4" id="W4876179bb94ab3d9487dfa98c0b554f7" height="304" width="354"><param value="http://widgets.clearspring.com/o/4876179bb94ab3d9/487dfa98c0b554f7/4876179bb94ab3d9/b0031db4" name="movie" /><param value="transparent" name="wmode" /><param value="all" name="allowNetworking" /><param value="always" name="allowScriptAccess" /></object> <p>It's actually kinda <a href="http://drhorrible.com/">funny</a>.</p> <p>(if you were looking for more <a href="http://www.hulu.com/doogie-howser-md" title="really, can anyone get enough doogie?">Doogie, Hulu</a> will save the day)</p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/15309.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

It's actually kinda funny.

(if you were looking for more Doogie, Hulu will save the day)

travisCurrent Beard Alert Level: Chuck Norrishttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/11/14/current_beard_alert_level_chuck_norris.aspxWed, 14 Nov 2007 21:53:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/11/14/current_beard_alert_level_chuck_norris.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/14445.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/11/14/current_beard_alert_level_chuck_norris.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/14445.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/14445.aspx<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2020621097_3ee55befc2_o_d.png" alt="Current Beard Alert Level: Chuck Norris" /></p> <p>Historically, it's never been higher than Chuck Norris, but you never know.</p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/14445.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Current Beard Alert Level: Chuck Norris

Historically, it's never been higher than Chuck Norris, but you never know.

travisOCDhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/10/10/ocd.aspxWed, 10 Oct 2007 11:59:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/10/10/ocd.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/14408.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/10/10/ocd.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/14408.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/14408.aspx<p><a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/"><img alt="toothpaste for dinner" src="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/060104/clean-your-glasses.gif" width="458" height="257" /></a><br /><a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/">toothpastefordinner.com</a></p> <p>The comic kinda struck a nerve because aside from the fact that I clean my glasses every morning and if they are ever smudged, I've always liked things that were symmetrical. I think that's part of the reason that I like Allman-style block formatting my code more than standard <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indent_style">K&amp;R style</a>. It just looks balanced for some reason.</p> <p>One thing that my family always teases me about is the set of rules that I have when I go out to eat at some place new or some place that I don't go to often. In a party of 6 or less I don't like to order the same thing as anyone else. In larger parties as long as I don't order the same thing as the people next to me or across from me, it's OK. I usually pick out what I'd like to order and 2 back-ups. If I order first and someone else orders the same thing, I won't change my order, I'll just be disappointed.</p> <img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/14408.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

toothpaste for dinner
toothpastefordinner.com

The comic kinda struck a nerve because aside from the fact that I clean my glasses every morning and if they are ever smudged, I've always liked things that were symmetrical. I think that's part of the reason that I like Allman-style block formatting my code more than standard K&R style. It just looks balanced for some reason.

One thing that my family always teases me about is the set of rules that I have when I go out to eat at some place new or some place that I don't go to often. In a party of 6 or less I don't like to order the same thing as anyone else. In larger parties as long as I don't order the same thing as the people next to me or across from me, it's OK. I usually pick out what I'd like to order and 2 back-ups. If I order first and someone else orders the same thing, I won't change my order, I'll just be disappointed.

travisKillface 2008http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspxTue, 28 Aug 2007 00:42:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/13871.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/28/killface_for_president.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/13871.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/13871.aspx<blockquote> <img src="http://i.adultswim.com/adultswim/downloads/tools/shows/frisky/wp/8_800.jpg" width="400" height="300" style="float:right;" alt="killface direct mail campaign" /> <dl> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>He's a one-hit-wonder, global warming</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>-cured it!</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>His foreign policy is unrealistic</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>His domestic policy is nonexistent</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>healthcare</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>welfare reform</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>global warming</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>man do you even know what these terms mean?</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>I... know that I cured global warming, so...</dd> <dt>Taqu'il</dt> <dd>he's a one-trick-pony</dd> <dt>Killface</dt> <dd>well, it's a big pony</dd> </dl> <p>- <cite><a href="http://www.adultswim.com/shows/frisky/">Frisky Dingo</a></cite></p> </blockquote><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/13871.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />
killface direct mail campaign
Taqu'il
He's a one-hit-wonder, global warming
Killface
-cured it!
Taqu'il
His foreign policy is unrealistic
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
His domestic policy is nonexistent
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
healthcare
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
welfare reform
Killface
global warming
Taqu'il
man do you even know what these terms mean?
Killface
I... know that I cured global warming, so...
Taqu'il
he's a one-trick-pony
Killface
well, it's a big pony

- Frisky Dingo

travisSmells Like Bigfoot's Remote Controlhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/14/sausage_finger_remote.aspxTue, 14 Aug 2007 03:45:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/14/sausage_finger_remote.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/13647.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/08/14/sausage_finger_remote.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/13647.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/13647.aspx<p><a href="http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/store/product_detail.asp?Item_no=21076"><img src="http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/product_db/images/p19337_1.jpg" alt="Giant Universal Remote" /></a></p> <p> How funny would it be to use this on a 13" TV? (from <a href="http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/channel-98347567%2C-damn%21/giant-universal-remote-for-the-sausage+fingered-288676.php">Gizmodo</a>) </p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/13647.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Giant Universal Remote

How funny would it be to use this on a 13" TV? (from Gizmodo)

travisPrefactoringhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/04/18/prefactoring.aspxWed, 18 Apr 2007 18:19:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/04/18/prefactoring.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/11937.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/04/18/prefactoring.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/11937.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/11937.aspx<p>(<a href="http://www.damnralph.com/" title="Damn Ralph">Ralph</a>, you're going to get a kick out of this one...)</p> <p>Today <a title="Ern" href="http://ern.tumblr.com/">Ern</a> informed me that he accidentally over-wrote code that I had written, that he didn't even know existed. Basically, he didn't svn update (AKA get latest) the code on his machine after I committed (AKA check-in) some changes. Then when he went to commit his code, he got the conflict warning siren. Some how he psychic-ly knew that he would need to refactor my code, before he even saw it. <a title="Ern" href="http://ern.tumblr.com/">Ern</a> has not only mastered the art of refactoring, he's also starting to master <em>prefactoring</em>.</p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/11937.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

(Ralph, you're going to get a kick out of this one...)

Today Ern informed me that he accidentally over-wrote code that I had written, that he didn't even know existed. Basically, he didn't svn update (AKA get latest) the code on his machine after I committed (AKA check-in) some changes. Then when he went to commit his code, he got the conflict warning siren. Some how he psychic-ly knew that he would need to refactor my code, before he even saw it. Ern has not only mastered the art of refactoring, he's also starting to master prefactoring.

travisIt HAS to be HACKER SAFE!http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/01/25/Need_A_Operating_System.aspxThu, 25 Jan 2007 00:58:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/01/25/Need_A_Operating_System.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/10263.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2007/01/25/Need_A_Operating_System.aspx#Feedback1http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/10263.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/10263.aspx<p> I saw <a href="http://www.getacoder.com/projects/need_operating_system_42879.html">this project</a> <a href="http://www.dzone.com/links/need_a_operating_system_developed_budget_10003000.html">on dzone</a>. Here are some great quotes: </p> <blockquote><p>ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS</p></blockquote> <p>...and then...</p> <blockquote><p>It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.</p></blockquote> <p>Some of the comments are pretty good as well, but the best part is the price they're expecting to pay: <strong>$1000-3000</strong>.</p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/10263.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

I saw this project on dzone. Here are some great quotes:

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE JUST A REDESIGNED WINDOWS

...and then...

It should have ALL THE FEATURES that Windows Xp Professional has.

Some of the comments are pretty good as well, but the best part is the price they're expecting to pay: $1000-3000.

travisFarting Scenehttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/11/29/farting_scene.aspxWed, 29 Nov 2006 00:12:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/11/29/farting_scene.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/6681.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/11/29/farting_scene.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/6681.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/6681.aspx<p>Is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/imdb/keyword/farting-scene">"farting scene"</a> <em>that</em> big of a plot device that Amazon had to make a category for it? Amazon customers seem to think so.</p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/6681.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Is "farting scene" that big of a plot device that Amazon had to make a category for it? Amazon customers seem to think so.

travisWu Referencehttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/10/26/I_said_bring_me_a_banana_nutriment_motherfucker__ghostface.aspxThu, 26 Oct 2006 12:07:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/10/26/I_said_bring_me_a_banana_nutriment_motherfucker__ghostface.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/6029.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/10/26/I_said_bring_me_a_banana_nutriment_motherfucker__ghostface.aspx#Feedback0http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/6029.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/6029.aspx<p>Even though very few people will get why this is funny. I still have to post it because the few that get the reference will laugh their asses off.</p> <p><a href="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/" title="I said bring me a banana nutriment, motherfucker!"><img src="http://www.marriedtothesea.com/102306/banana-nutriment.gif" /></a></p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/6029.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

Even though very few people will get why this is funny. I still have to post it because the few that get the reference will laugh their asses off.

travisMonkey Mentorshttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/08/04/mentor_monkeys.aspxFri, 04 Aug 2006 11:23:00 GMThttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/08/04/mentor_monkeys.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/4228.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/archive/2006/08/04/mentor_monkeys.aspx#Feedback5http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/comments/commentRss/4228.aspxhttp://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/services/trackbacks/4228.aspx<p> <a href="http://www.duggmirror.com/programming/Extreme_Programming_Motivational_Posters_sarcastic/"><img src="http://duggmirror.com/programming/Extreme_Programming_Motivational_Posters_sarcastic/5762c6edf2e3d04b7c72d9e8aafb9e48_mentor-poster.jpg" alt="monkey suckling its young" /></a></p> <p>(<a href="http://www.semirandomseed.com/inspirational/extrememotivation.html">original link</a> from <a href="http://digg.com/programming/Extreme_Programming_Motivational_Posters_sarcastic">digg</a>) </p><img src ="http://travis.servebeer.com/blog.net/aggbug/4228.aspx" width = "1" height = "1" />

monkey suckling its young

(original link from digg)