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this is the last month i'll be in greece. where am i moving you ask? you'll never find me! Muhahahaha!

the Volvo is running again. i heard it over the phone. it has a nice blue hood now.

ILL Mitch from Russia

more than meets the eye!

this dude's funny

these guys are pretty funny

i hit a deer with the volvo wagon the other night going about 70mph. my two passengers (Kevin and Ray) and i are fine. the deer is not (bambi went flying into the air), and my wallet will soon be hurting. my car needs a new radiator/grille/hood, and many hoses (glad i just spent $60 on a coolant flush). my dad seems to think that the wagon is fixable, so in the meantime i'll be 2-wheeling. i'll have to take some pictures. the funniest part: immediately after i hit the deer, the hood flipped up across the windsheild, the engine stalled, and my buddy Kevin turns to me and asks if i can make it to the next exit (because he didn't want to have to push my car up the ramp).

Meatwad: Hey now guys look i do not wanna do anything illegal here, but i will kill somebody in front of their own mamma to get a 10 speed. Now if anybody testifies against me I gouge their eyes out.
Er: Lets go get drunk and rip off a 10 speed.
Meatwad: Yea we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.