Travis's lame ol' blog

yay, Travis finally changed his blog!

- Friday, October 31, 2003

Homer is awesome...

Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]
Barney: [burps] Oh -- [falls over]
Scientist: Thank you, that's all we have time for.
-- The NASA press conference, "Deep Space Homer

- Wednesday, October 29, 2003

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"Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches." W. I. E. Gates

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thx

a big F.U. to whoever(203.21.25.228, 66.67.230.230) hit me up with the SYN Flood Attack, jerk. They sure do like my 404 page ;-) NO SOUP FOR YOU!

- Tuesday, October 28, 2003

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Sherry's Halloween Party 2003 pix, let me know if you want the 1600x1200 original or the Ofoto album.

- Monday, October 27, 2003

LMAO

- Sunday, October 26, 2003

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- Thursday, October 23, 2003

OMFG

- Wednesday, October 22, 2003

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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics." Benjamin Disraeli

- Wednesday, October 15, 2003

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"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure." Mark Twain