Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]
[burps] Oh -- [falls over]
Thank you, that's all we have time for.
-- The NASA press conference, "Deep Space Homer