Travis's lame ol' blog

"tastes like grandma"

yeah. i'm all alone. i'm rolling a big donut and there's a snake wearing a vest.

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Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]
Barney: [burps] Oh -- [falls over]
Scientist: Thank you, that's all we have time for.
-- The NASA press conference, "Deep Space Homer

"Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches." W. I. E. Gates

the next GZA!

a big F.U. to whoever(203.21.25.228, 66.67.230.230) hit me up with the SYN Flood Attack, jerk. They sure do like my 404 page NO SOUP FOR YOU!

Sherry's Halloween Party 2003 pix, let me know if you want the 1600x1200 original or the Ofoto album.

let's all make fun of crappy N-Gage!