Travis's lame ol' blog

yay, Travis finally changed his blog!

- Wednesday, November 12, 2003

commence tha jigglin!!!

- Monday, November 10, 2003


this is my united states of whatever! "then i'm throwing dice in the alley, and officer leroy comes up, and he's like 'hey i thought i told you' - and i'm like - 'yeah, whatever!'"
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small fat balls

good for tits! (it's not what you think, perv... unless it is, dork.)


- Sunday, November 09, 2003


It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

- Tuesday, November 04, 2003


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- Monday, November 03, 2003

do you have any dreams?

yeah. i'm all alone. i'm rolling a big donut and there's a snake wearing a vest.

20 questions

waste hours of your time here:

- Sunday, November 02, 2003

Roadrunner iz teh s uck!!!11

"Road Runner is currently experiencing issues with Internet connectivity. Subscribers in the affected area(s) may experience trouble accessing the Internet or latency/slow connectivity. Our engineers are working quickly to resolve this issue. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."

- Friday, October 31, 2003

Homer is awesome...

Reporter: Uh, question for the barbeque chef. Don't you think there is an inherent danger in sending underqualified civilians into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. The only danger is if they send us to [ominous] that terrible Planet of the Apes. Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty...that was _our_ planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell! [weeps]
Barney: [burps] Oh -- [falls over]
Scientist: Thank you, that's all we have time for.
-- The NASA press conference, "Deep Space Homer