Travis's lame ol' blog

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Ben Franklin

“crazy shit happens; ends awkwardly; no lessons learned.”

this is my united states of whatever! "then i'm throwing dice in the alley, and officer leroy comes up, and he's like 'hey i thought i told you' - and i'm like - 'yeah, whatever!'"

good for tits! (it's not what you think, perv... unless it is, dork.)

badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, a snake?

It's like you're unraveling a big cable-knit sweater that someone keeps knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting and knitting...

"tastes like grandma"

yeah. i'm all alone. i'm rolling a big donut and there's a snake wearing a vest.

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