Travis's lame ol' blog

yay, Travis finally changed his blog!

- Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Dumbass or Unlucky?

This dude actually ran into his own car.

- Monday, April 19, 2004


Carl: Look at my friggin' car! It's been crushed to bejesus and back!
Adult Swim | KS | quote

Jet-eating sharks!

Kerry should count his blessings that he managed to dodge those jet-eating sharks!
KS | politix

Dubya's Resume



Resume of George W. Bush
The White House, Washington, DC, USA

* I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days.
* My Texas driving record has been lost and is not available.

* I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL for over twelve months. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use.
* By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

* I graduated from Yale University with a low-C average.
* I was a cheerleader.

* I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
* I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975.
* I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
* With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.

* I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
* During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
* I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
* I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
* With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

* I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
* I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
* I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
* I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
* I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
* I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S.stock market.
* In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
* I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
* I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by a U.S. President.
* I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
* My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, at Enron.
* My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
* I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.
* I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
* I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
* I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
* I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the U.S. government.
* I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
* I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
* I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
* I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
* I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
* I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
* After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
* I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
* I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest against me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in history.
* I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack against, and military occupation of, a sovereign nation.I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
* I have cut health-care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty- benefits for active-duty troops and their families -- in wartime.
* In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
* I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
* I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster" WMD.
* I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.

* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
* All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
* All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Sadly every fact on this miserable failure of a resume is true. (from my mom)

KS | politix

An extension for everything

Just today at work while using the only "real browser" I got a little close-happy with the tabs and accidentally closed one I wanted to keep open. If only there were a way for idiots like me to undo my idiotic actions... it looks like I'll have 3 chances.
tech | -moz-

- Friday, April 16, 2004

Time to cancel cable?

I just found a site that may rival the TV Shows section of Suprnova -, and best of all... there's an RSS feed.


Channel 9 has yet another great idea posted on it. The idea of combining a Wiki and a programming interface. It sounds like such a good idea, I can't believe no one else has thought of it before. I'd love to use it for the extension I wrote for the "real browser".

689 people who won't be voting for Bush

Bush Mosaic, also here and here (from Synja). Michael Moore has a good follow-up. I don't understand how people can still support that miserable failure.

- Thursday, April 15, 2004

FireFox 0.9 - One Tree Hill (March/April, 2004)

I was just downloading a real browser to install on my new PC so I checked out when the next release of FireFox will be released (haha!).  The planned features sound ok, but the list of bugs is tremendous.  Many of them sound minor, but there're a few that sound like showstoppers.  I haven't found any to submit with this version, just feature requests. I guess I should get crackin'.
tech | -moz-


Bonjour underpants (from Davey). Warning: Flash movie contains French people and a cartoon wang.
KS | wtf